February 2012
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I could spend my whole life eating home fries and Sriracha.
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Every other month or so my aunt drunk dials me just to talk about how she thinks my sick cousin out in California is probably gonna die soon. You know, in case I wasn’t spending enough time worrying about him.
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January 2012
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“1. Work on one thing at a time until finished.
2. Start no more new books, add...”
– Henry Miller’s “11 Commandments” (via ryanhatesthis)
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Today at work a pen exploded while I was chewing on the end of it and turned my whole mouth bright blue…so pretty normal day altogether.
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My sister just asked me who McFly was...
…and I launched into a very long and detailed explanation, including the band members full names and album tittles. I didn’t know how well versed I was until it all happened out loud, and I don’t want to live anymore.
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Poor Emeril.
Chandler: Remember that times we saw Emeril!?
Me: No, that wasn't me.
Chandler: Yeah well I did see him. At a book signing.
Me: Like, you found out Emeril was having a book signing, and you went there, on purpose?
Chandler: No I was there and there was no line, I was told he would not sign books that weren't his. I really wanted a copy of Brave New World signed by Emeril.
Me: There was no line at all? Poor Emeril.
Chandler: That dude is super rich...but yeah it was kind of sad.
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