January 2012
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Today at work a pen exploded while I was chewing on the end of it and turned my whole mouth bright blue…so pretty normal day altogether.
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My sister just asked me who McFly was...
…and I launched into a very long and detailed explanation, including the band members full names and album tittles. I didn’t know how well versed I was until it all happened out loud, and I don’t want to live anymore.
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Poor Emeril.
Chandler: Remember that times we saw Emeril!?
Me: No, that wasn't me.
Chandler: Yeah well I did see him. At a book signing.
Me: Like, you found out Emeril was having a book signing, and you went there, on purpose?
Chandler: No I was there and there was no line, I was told he would not sign books that weren't his. I really wanted a copy of Brave New World signed by Emeril.
Me: There was no line at all? Poor Emeril.
Chandler: That dude is super rich...but yeah it was kind of sad.
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MEGAUPLOAD IS DOWN, THE INTERNET HAS FALLEN. THEY...
signorelli-girl:
the mayans were right
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It's snowing!
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Please don't make a pun with my name...
…I don’t want to hate you, but I will.
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"Chronicles of Gnarnia" currently streaming on... →
exspectator:
Check it out, losers!
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Remember when you were a kid and someone told you that drinking Mountain Dew kills sperm. And you thought ‘Oh, okay.’ And then years later someone in your class found out about vaccines and decided that it meant, according to the transitive property, that Mountain Dew had to have sperm in it in order to kill sperm. Then you thought, ‘Ew, gross.’ And years later when you...
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Stick Stickly just Rick Roll'd me...
…not cool, bro. Not Cool!
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I hate that I know Beyonce's in labor.
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queen-of-everything:
whiskeyrobot:
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missvaginatx
bowling alley vagina.
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whiskey vagina
vagina robot
(via start—over)
queen-of-vagina. bam.
Dr. Vagina
Vagina Whaaat?!