January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Today at work a pen exploded while I was chewing on the end of it and turned my whole mouth bright blue…so pretty normal day altogether.
Jan 24th
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My sister just asked me who McFly was...
…and I launched into a very long and detailed explanation, including the band members full names and album tittles.  I didn’t know how well versed I was until it all happened out loud, and I don’t want to live anymore.
Jan 24th
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Poor Emeril.
Chandler: Remember that times we saw Emeril!?
Me: No, that wasn't me.
Chandler: Yeah well I did see him. At a book signing.
Me: Like, you found out Emeril was having a book signing, and you went there, on purpose?
Chandler: No I was there and there was no line, I was told he would not sign books that weren't his. I really wanted a copy of Brave New World signed by Emeril.
Me: There was no line at all? Poor Emeril.
Chandler: That dude is super rich...but yeah it was kind of sad.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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MEGAUPLOAD IS DOWN, THE INTERNET HAS FALLEN. THEY...
signorelli-girl: the mayans were right 
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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It's snowing!
Jan 17th
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Please don't make a pun with my name...
…I don’t want to hate you, but I will.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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"Chronicles of Gnarnia" currently streaming on... →
exspectator: Check it out, losers!
Jan 12th
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Remember when you were a kid and someone told you that drinking Mountain Dew kills sperm. And you thought ‘Oh, okay.’  And then years later someone in your class found out about vaccines and decided that it meant, according to the transitive property, that Mountain Dew had to have sperm in it in order to kill sperm.  Then you thought, ‘Ew, gross.’ And years later when you...
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Stick Stickly just Rick Roll'd me...
…not cool, bro.  Not Cool!
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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I hate that I know Beyonce's in labor.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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